In other news, I jogged today. I know, it seems strange, but I really did it! For the first time in my life, I felt like I finally knew how to use my legs. No shit. I don't know whether it was because I was jogging in the forest, or whether I was just in really good spirits, but I felt like I was bounding through the wooded mania! A really cute guy was jogging towards me at one point (I was huffing and puffing) and smiled. He almost looked mischevious. As it turns out, when I jog my nipples go hard. Yeah, you read that right. My boobs might as well have had flashing lights on the ends of them. At some point I may need to invest in some proper workout gear.
My birthday is quickly approaching! I wonder if I'll get zapped into space by aliens? See this year the dates and time of my birthday are unique: 10/10/10, born at 10:10. Srsly. I'm going to have to make sure to look divine on that day, just in case I find myself on a trip to Gliese 581g. Hmm, in looking up the name of the planet, I've just fueled my conspiracy theory fire; it's location is in the constellation libra... my astrological sign. (hand quickly covers mouth and muffles a quick shriek of air intake)
Food intake has been good, albeit still likely not enough. With the communists on their way down (euphemism) I have been really hungry and wanting of chocolate. Last night I indulged in a decadent as fuck chocolate mousse and by the gods it was worth every single fucking calorie (300). Husband wolfed his, but not I, no, not I. I savoured mine.
What a gal posting, eh? Boots, boys, chocolate, and talk of surfing the crimson wave. Don't want to mess with perfection.
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